"Probably the happiest period in life
most frequently is in middle age,
when the eager passions of youth are cooled,
and the infirmities of age not yet begun;
as we see that the shadows,
which are at morning and evening so large,
almost entirely disappear at midday."
Eleanor Roosevelt
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me,
'Did you sleep good?'
I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Steven Wright
"A person is a success if they get up in the morning
and get to bed at night
and in between
does what he wants to do."
Bob Dylan
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
Groucho Marx
"Just in terms of allocation of time resources,
religion is not very efficient.
There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning."
Bill Gates
"Prayer is the key of the morning
and the bolt of the evening."
Mohandas Gandhi
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